The New-York Ghost

The phonelines at the Ghost office were sizzling today.

'What happened?'
'Where's th' issue?'
'Uhhhhhh!'
'I want my money back—oh.'

We hid under the desks and wept. When it was over we contemplated new design ideas, changes in font, bagels, dingbat enlargement, coupons, advertising, 'shmear,' sans serif, nova. In the end it wound up being pretty much the way it always is—just much, much later.

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Photo: Sabrina Milliner